The Stages of Potty Training:
"NO! NO, I don't need the potty! I want a diaper! NoooooOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"The BABY gets to wear diapers. Why can't I wear them! I HATE THE POTTY!"
"I want ice cream BEFORE I sit on the potty, not after. Can I have marshmallows if I poop? I promise I'll only tell you I have to go, if I get marshmallows."
"I don't want to use the potty any more. The potty makes me sad. There's a monster in the bathroom."
"I used the potty! HOORAY! I'm a BIG BOY! The potty is fun!"
"I want MORE ice cream. I want it BEFORE AND AFTER I use the potty. You want me to keep going on the potty, right?"
"HAHAHAHAHA! I POOPED! I pooped IN the potty! HEEEEE! POOOOP! I can poop and pee IN THE POTTY! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
I may elaborate later, but... you get it, right?